Many big moons ago there lived a duck.
His name was Henry. Henry Duck. Or Mr. Duck as most called him. His name is not important to the story but I mentioned it anyway.
I presume you have already made some assumptions of Mr. Duck. For instance you probably think, for whatever reason, that he was a special duck. You may have gone as far as to think he was capable of speech? Yes?
But no.
Henry was probably the most normal and fantastically boring duck this planet has ever seen. Now, being the most normal duck this planet has ever seen, there really isn't much else to say about Henry.
He lived a very normal duck life.
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This is a sketch of a man who claims he saw a duck that looked like Henry.
